MrSamson's Bio


CONTACT MrSamson!

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Personal Email: mrsamson@swilnation.com


ROLES IN SWIL:  


Click the pic for my Rainier Tribute page!

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SWIL & Seattle don't NEED Batman!




I was born by an immaculate conception:


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I wanted to be a ROCK STAR guitar player, so… my mom got me an acoustic guitar!

And I started learning songs.


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Well, that didn’t last a day…

………….so, I focused on "my studies" in elementary school.


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I got into sports and eventually focused on playing football in high school…


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Mount Vernon High School!



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I then attended Montana State University where I completed a 5-year program to secure my 4-year degree.  I wanted to get the most out of my education… so I stayed an extra year to really party it down and become the YODA of Beer Drinking that I obviously am today.  

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I did not realize this at the time, but I REPRESENTED the 99%, hence… I most likely represented you!


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This was that window of time in my life when I cut my teeth becoming the unprecedented BEER DRINKER that I am today!

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GO CATZ!

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GO CATZ!

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It was a blast to play NCAA Football, however my football career was cut short the second game of my senior year, when we played Reno and my knee buckled on a pass rush

SO…

I moved to Portland, Oregon from Bozeman, Montana.  At first, Portland was intimidating, but the more I hung out, the more I realized, this was my home and the people really accepted me.  It wasn’t long before I was pushed into a leadership role.  Soon, I was in charge of a four-man crew as the supervisor.


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My work crew- always clowning around -I tell ya, I sure miss these guys!


…and then I started to realize why…


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I will admit it, I was a little lost.  Preliminary tests were not looking good. 


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So, I decided to go back to school.  I wanted to try to meet Monica Lewinsky.

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and I enrolled at Lewis and Clark College


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…eventually, I attained a Master’s Degree in Psychology.


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THE END

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not before my life was to be changed FOREVER!!!

...randomly on a rainy, cold day…

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…I was concentrating on trying to cheat on my parking pass at Lewis and Clark so I could park for free when I was approached by a man suddenly…


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Composite of the man I drew personally from precise memory for law enforcement purposes.


He looked me dead in the eyes and said,

Son, I can tell you were born to rock!

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I ran from him at a dead sprint.  

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He did nothing, but stood there and laughed. His minions would soon corner me anyway; I wouldn’t have a fighting chance…


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Abducted! 

The man and his accomplice at gunpoint… blindfolded, driven around for hours...

I thought for sure I would be forced to join their army against my will!


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I was tortured for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours upon hours...

yet, I soon had the resolve to pull my own big boy pants up and take on the world again!


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Still photo taken by my torture chamber 

security camera just prior to my escape!


As I walked the back alleys of Bridgetown, I began to realize I was not alone. I met others along the path of my journey…

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BELIEVERS

IN

ROCK & ROLL!!


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By 2005, SWIL had been conceived.  I was the fourth member added, upping a power trio to a foursome.

We were from SE Portland, Baby!

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SWIL lasted nearly three years before imploding, making us proud.

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Looking forward to rockin’ to represent the City of Roses once again!

Maybe twice.

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GET YOUR ASSEZ READY TO ROCK



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WAH is that noise?


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INCOMING!!!


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Audience participation REQUIRED!



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Future cover for my book…

How to be a Rock Star on a shoestring budget!


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Is that Klan on the left?



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Skamania County Fair August 16th, 2014



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The man… not the myth!



SWIL!


MrSamson


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