PLEASE support SWIL April 7th in Portland, Oregon
NEW WEBSITE
Version 3.0 ONLINE!
Thank you for checking out this page. Remnants of the last version of the website, version 2.0, is still accessible to the public as part of our extended, current website. The programming for the old website was so old…not everything warranted replication to the new website.
The SWIL PROPOGANDA MACHINE has moved on to the new website system, with Archives for 2018 and 2019 still available under the umbrella of the older website.
Items that have moved to new website:
~Friends of SWIL page
~SWIL SHOW calendar page
~BAND MEMBER information pages
~Much, much, more!
Its quite entertaining…actually.
The rest of this webpage is the original content from this link…have a SWIL day………………..
PLEASE…
support SWIL if you can this Saturday at the Eastside Bar and Grill.
We have a very fun lineup that is really exciting!
The show starts at 9 and SWIL is that band starting the night off with a bang!
We appreciate the support and have a great set lined up for this show!
What is everyone saying about the bands???
Lets hack the MUDD radio home station and commandeer the microphone on his PC - 
You think we are kidding here?!
THEN we can see overhear what is being said. We have rebroadcast here what was overheard earlier -
SWIL
Here is what our A.I. software was able to automatically record what was said being the scenes regarding SWIL and Kit Bonhaman of JackFoolery:
Kit: "Here it is this whole time Floyd I thought you were the most emotional man I know - then I meet these kats in SWIL…what a dynamic, emotionally-driven sound!"
Floyd: "Every time I think about SWIL I touch myself"
Kit: "Hahaha - there you go again Floyd! Get after it Floyd - get after it!"
Kit: "Man Floyd - every time I see one of the banners that I made for my band I end up touching myself!"
Floyd: "Don't you think I know that - I am your fearless radio show partner - always at your side and I have no eyelids and no legs!" 
Kit: "Sorry about your luck on that bro!"
Floyd: "Just keep your Optometrist on speed dial!"
Kit: "This band is a straight-up sonic assault!"
Floyd: "You are straight-up insulting!"
Kit: "Hold my beer, will ya Floyd? I am going to rock out to Paranhapuss!"
Floyd: "Hey dummy - I don't even have any hands!"
Kit: "Well how the hell are you going to touch yourself when you hear SWIL start the night out with a blast!?"
Floyd: "Maybe I'll just touch my Paranhapuss then…"
Another exciting, local Portland music show brought to you again by:
"Ah - Hello…Is this Dr. SeeMore??"
I was going to say this was MrSamson…
…BUTT that is horrifically obvious fake news!
We hope to see you at the EastSide this Saturday!
~ Thanks again for your support! ~
Mr.S